I apologize hugely for not writing recently. I wrote a post not too long ago (okay, over two months ago) but I'm not sure if I ever posted it.
School is crazy, my private life is almost nonexistant (except for when I hide in my room under the covers) I've got too many groups/clubs going on, and writing is well...
One of these days I'm either going to write myself to death, or give up altogether.
But, just a snippet from life: I got a phone call last night.
My first thought was "Oh Fuck, who's calling me now."
My second was "Whose number is this?"
So I answered and this is how the conversation went:
Me :"Hello?"
*Staticky and creepy breathing*
Me: "Hullooo?"
"HELLO?"
Me: "Oh shit, yeah, Hi."
"Hello is anyone there?"
Me: "Yeah, Hello?"
"Monica? This doesn't sound like you."
Me: "Yeah, it's Monica."
"Oh good, I'm calling to tell you A***** needs a bath because she's starting to itch at her crotch and--"
Me: "Auntie? Auntie, you've got the wrong Monica."
*More Staticky breathing*
"Oh! Well I was calling Monica to tell her that she hasn't given A***** a bath in two days and that she was really starting to smell, but I'm really glad I got you instead!"
Me: "...."
"I've been meaning to call you, how are you?"
Sometimes, I wonder about my families.
Regards from Purgatory
Monica
Friday, May 13, 2011
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